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The paintings on these pages belong to private collectors:
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Malcolm de Chazal- some quotes.

The creative artist has a phallus in the brain.

I am the fourth person of the holy trinity.


The capitalists mind has a fat bottom.

Have plenty of enemies in order to be sure of ones friends.

Sleep with your ideas: in the morning they will become images.

Never look in the mirror: then you will not be mistaken about yourself.

Tremble if you are understood by the bourgeois, it is a sign that you are worth nothing.

Avoid clean people who have a dirty stare.

Know that a rich man who becomes poor becomes poor behaves like a poor man but a poor man who becomes rich behaves like a rich man.

Before Adam and Eve were man and woman were they brother and sister?
If water did not know about thirst how could we drink it?

Was Job a dung-heap masochist?

Which is more drunk, the soda or the whisky?

If the inhabitants of Mars came to earth, would they take us for humans?

This painting £1250